this weeks been lovely to be honest. starting the week with two shopping trips with my girls, a day of work and a day with the best person in the world. fun fun fun! im working on some intimate apparel and jersey wear at the moment to begin retailing soon, probably make cutie knickers with little charms on the front. so look out for those soon. i have my hair appointment tomorrow, im so excited! i'll be able to see once my block fringe is cut nicely again.
me and alessia also went into topshop and had a big 'trying on' session and i became instantly addicted to this oversized tee. it had a cockroach design printed on and its was lovelyy lovelyy! i want it! not only did we have an amazing shopping trip, but when we got home we posted humourous bulletins. as a warning, we were only JOKING about our answers.
ohhh and alessia finally finished her project for channel 4, gosh she made me look beautiful umm sort of?
me and alessia also went into topshop and had a big 'trying on' session and i became instantly addicted to this oversized tee. it had a cockroach design printed on and its was lovelyy lovelyy! i want it! not only did we have an amazing shopping trip, but when we got home we posted humourous bulletins. as a warning, we were only JOKING about our answers.If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
sammy; calpol
lessia; an orphaned child from the phillipines
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
sammy; wide open
lessia; i have a pee pot under my bed
Areyour underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
sammy; i dont wear underwear
lessia; i dont wear underwear or socks
Sleep on your back or stomach?
sammy; on top of lessia
lessia; doggy style
Are you a cuddler?
sammy; like a python
lessia; im a crippler
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
sammy; spoons
lessia; the family of the orphaned child from the phillipines
Something that happened today that made you angry?
sammy; "whats the theme you think?"
lessia:"nu rave"
What were you doing before this survey?
sammy; preparing to be spoon fed by lessia
lessia; spoon feeding sammy
What will you do after the survey?
sammy; ;)
lessia; poking my nextdoor neighbour with a stick
Marriage or living together?
sammy; suffocation
lessia; entrapment
What shirt are you wearing now?
sammy; marlie
lessia; netted bodysuit
Do you sing?
sammy; like oli sykes
lessia; like whitney houston
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
sammy; i'll de-label you ;)
lessia; i smash the bottles over peoples heads
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
sammy; i use them to stuff my bra
lessia; i just drink into oblivion
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
sammy; feeling the sting of a bumblebee
lessia; sleeping with elton john
First thing you do when you wake up?
sammy; look in the mirror :)
lessia; open my eyes
Ever had surgery?
sammy; pop#
lessia;i used to be black
Last argument you got into with?
sammy; wakey
lessia; the phillipinos were weeing in my pee pot
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
sammy; and then i suffocate my victims with it
lessia; i am a victim
What's one good thing about your best friend?
sammy; bonkers tits
lessia; endless legs
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
sammy; nine minutes forty-two seconds
lessia; i have insomnia
Current song on myspace?
sammy; tainted love
lessia; i'm too sexy
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
sammy; sleeping beauty
lessia; the alarm is usually followed by angry policemen shouting
If you were given the chance to take care of a little monkey for a weekend, would you?
sammy; only if i can eat it after, i love meat.
lessia; i take care of sammy every weekend
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
sammy; striptease
lessia; myspace brothel
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
sammy; vegas
lessia; wiping my ass with £50 notes
Who are you texting?
sammy; paris hiltons british best friend
lessia; billy no mates
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
sammy; leicesters finest brothel
lessia; doing shrooms
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
sammy; steven hawkins
lessia; daniel lamburt
Your Christmas list consists of?
sammy; ponys
lessia; Santa sitting on MY lap ;)
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
sammy; oxfam
lessia; british heart foundation
How do you feel about your hair?
sammy; when i comb it i moan
lessia; when i rub it i groan
What movie is in your DVD player?
sammy; indianna bones
lessia; armagetiton
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
sammy; butlins
lessia; phillipines
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
sammy; king dick
lessia; as long as their rogers big
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
sammy; dentist
lessia; sitting, waiting in dentist
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
sammy; i am the one and only
lessia; she is the one and only
What would you change about your life right now?
sammy; steven hawkins would call me back
lessia; daniel lamburt would be alive
ehehhehee!
also i really want this fedora
ohhh and alessia finally finished her project for channel 4, gosh she made me look beautiful umm sort of?whats your favourite channel 4 programme at the moment?
xo
